Everyone always says that in marrying, men are merely looking to have another mother figure in their lives. Maybe the only thing that keeps more people lusting after their mothers is that by the time they are 15, their mothers aren't that hot anymore.
You know what, almost everyone probably read that and laughed and (secretly) agreed; then the laughter caught in their throat and they went, "Oh, Madali...such a character! Sick mind. Glad we're not like him, but good to have him as comic relief!"
As for me, I salute your wisdom!