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« on: July 28, 2006, 03:21:AM »

Warning!! The movie can cause death by Asphyxiation. I had to be punched on the heart to breathe again after a trailer of this was shown in the cinemas before a movie I saw. Either that, or you can collapse by hyperventalating - you laugh so hard at the absurdity of this pretentious looking movie. No need to argue: Karan Johar IS homosexual. How else can one justify the kind of movies he makes?

Ah well. Take a peak of a still here.


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« Reply #1 on: July 28, 2006, 09:35:AM »

WHen I went for POTC : DMC, they showed it's trailer...and it was such a nauseating experience, just watching the trailer. I can imagine how sitting thru 3 hours of it would be...woah.Btw, wonder why Preity Zinta is dressed like a whore.
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« Reply #2 on: July 29, 2006, 12:15:PM »

Karan Johar is quite simply the worst thing to happen to Indian Cinema in recent history! His films (both directed and produced) are nothing but 3 hour plus versions of those horribly scripted overly melodramatic TV shows on Zee and Star Plus. His films are unoriginal, poorly written and badly directed. He is a cancer in the body that is Bollywood. Give me any KJ film and I'll tear it to shreds for you. Mo fo closet homo!

...Btw, wonder why Preity Zinta is dressed like a whore.

She's not dressed like a whore Ozzy. They're (desperately) trying to make her look sexy, but its not working.

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« Reply #3 on: July 29, 2006, 01:03:PM »

Thanks for the clarification Captain. Name your tumor (if any)  Karan Johar Wink
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« Reply #4 on: July 29, 2006, 09:20:PM »

Btw, wonder why Preity Zinta is dressed like a whore.

Its leftovers from the Elektra wardrobe.
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« Reply #5 on: August 08, 2006, 04:50:PM »

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KANK release to be postponed?
 
Every big banner film comes with its share of controversies. So how could Karan Johar's Kabhi Alvida Naa Kehna be left behind? Film producer Biswaroop Roy Choudhary has filed a case in the Delhi High Court, saying that he had registered the title Kabhi Alvida Naa Kehna, first. The case will be heard on August 21, while KANK is scheduled to release on August 11. If Roy's claims are found to be true, KANK will be taken out from theatres from August 21, till the final hearing. 
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« Reply #6 on: August 09, 2006, 09:41:AM »

Btw, wonder why Preity Zinta is dressed like a whore.

Its leftovers from the Elektra wardrobe.


bwahhahhahahaah!

you guys are SO desperate to watch sKANK aren't ya? that + Amitabh's cheesy know-it-all one liners...sheesh.
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« Reply #7 on: August 09, 2006, 12:54:PM »

Karan Johar is quite simply the worst thing to happen to Indian Cinema in recent history! His films (both directed and produced) are nothing but 3 hour plus versions of those horribly scripted overly melodramatic TV shows on Zee and Star Plus. His films are unoriginal, poorly written and badly directed. He is a cancer in the body that is Bollywood. Give me any KJ film and I'll tear it to shreds for you. Mo fo closet homo!

...Btw, wonder why Preity Zinta is dressed like a whore.

She's not dressed like a whore Ozzy. They're (desperately) trying to make her look sexy, but its not working.

Smiley

BUHAHAHAHAHA....LOLZ ...thnks for waking me up man. Evil
DUDE! I totally enjoyed every word you wrote. Hope that KJ gets to see this. One of his interviews on the radio say that he likes to attend after parties of his movies to get to know the response directly from the people. I think he got his reply even before the movie!
I got totally bugged with the marketing that they are doing on NDTV for this movie, it seemed more of a movie channel than a news channel and you must see the way he directs! yeeeeoww!  SOMEBODY TELL HIM..HER.. Huh
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« Reply #8 on: August 09, 2006, 02:54:PM »

something from Y! News & Reuters that's on Y! Movies' Front page:



New Bollywood movie dares to probe marriage
Wednesday August 9 2:31 AM ET

Bollywood is set to take a big leap this week with the opening of a blockbuster set around marital tensions, a brave departure by an industry known more for showcasing marriage as the heart of Indian family values.

"Kabhi Alvida Naa Kehna" (Never Say Goodbye), an extra-marital potboiler which opens on Friday, is one of the most eagerly awaited releases of the year.

The story begins where most traditional Bollywood plots end -- after a couple hold hands and walk happily into the sunset -- and explores what happens to relationships after marriage.

"The alarming statistics of failing marriages in recent times often made me wonder about the relevance of the institution to our society today," said director Karan Johar.

"The seed for 'Kabhi Alvida Naa Kehna' was born somewhere from these thoughts."

In the past, Bollywood's attempts at examining marriage and its shortcomings were subjects touched only by art house movies with little mass appeal.

Although there were rare attempts by mainstream filmmakers as well, none went the distance and questioned the relevance of marriage itself, as "Kabhi Alvida" does.

The accepted wisdom has been to portray young love as pure, naive and disconnected from all complications in a society which is only now opening up to Western social trends.

Such love, in most stories, would culminate in a happy family wedding album after the lovers had gone through a series of song and dance sequences, convinced or rebelled against their parents and battled villains.

"Kabhi Alvida Naa Kehna" is not bereft of Bollywood's song and dance staple, but critics say it has handled the theme in a refreshingly new manner.

The film is about two seemingly happy couples who meet their soulmates outside marriage, forcing them to look at their relationships from a new perspective.

"There are many dimensions to a relationship. We don't say this or that dimension is right," Shah Rukh Khan, Bollywood's hottest star and the film's lead actor, told Reuters.

"We have just tried to show one dimension, one possibility."

"Kabhi Alvida" has several reputations riding on it -- Khan, the iconic Amitabh Bachchan, his son Abhishek, and 34-year-old Johar -- considered a Bollywood whizkid who has so far made syrupy romances that became superhits.

"Kabhi Alvida" is set in New York and revolves around the lives of a set of rich Indian immigrants, something that some critics say Indian audiences may not be able relate to.

But Johar says relationship problems are universal.

"Seemingly simple bonds between people can amount to so much and cause such upheaval that lives change drastically with a minute change in these equations," he said.

"Especially in the fast-changing world of today, such changes seem magnified hundred fold forcing us to question our age old definitions of relationships and commitment."
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« Reply #9 on: August 09, 2006, 03:35:PM »

The cocksucker Taran Adarsh just posted the review of Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna and he has given it a 4.5/5 and says that this is SRK's and Rani's best performance to date. Also mentions Karan Johar has surpassed his previous to efforts in a big way.
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« Reply #10 on: August 09, 2006, 03:49:PM »

The cocksucker...

I see Al Swearengen is rubbing off on you too! Wink
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« Reply #11 on: August 09, 2006, 04:00:PM »

The cocksucker Taran Adarsh

Capt: For the lack of a better word to desribe him, taran adarsh IS a cocksucker.

kaytee: I loathe him to the point that I never even capitalize his name. ever. That's too much respect you are giving him. I'm gonna read his spoiler-filled review - let's see how much pleasure he's given Karan Johar.
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« Reply #12 on: August 09, 2006, 04:19:PM »

The cocksucker Taran Adarsh just posted the review of Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna and he has given it a 4.5/5 and says that this is SRK's and Rani's best performance to date. Also mentions Karan Johar has surpassed his previous to efforts in a big way.

I've read the "review". It's all shit that he got from ass-licking KJ

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It's not the star cast alone that has resulted in unparalleled, unmatched and unprecedented craze for the film. It's also the person seated on the director's chair that makes KABHI ALVIDA NAA KEHNA special. Very special.
Saala Nautanki.

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KABHI ALVIDA NAA KEHNA bears the unmistakable stamp of a genius -- Karan Johar. The master storyteller only polishes his skills further, proving yet again that he's a forward-thinker and also, a progressive storyteller.
"Genius", "Master-Storyteller", "forward-thinker", "progressive storyteller", "Homosexual beast"

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Karan Johar takes colossal strides as a storyteller.

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The film has been filmed in New York and the lensman captures the various seasons and colors with gusto. The outcome is easily comparable to the best in Hollywood.
Capt. taran's comparing this movie to the look in Miami Vice. You can post those Anthrax-letters to the address of IndiaFM.

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At the box-office, the film will embark on a hurricane-like start, establishing new records in days to come. The first weekend will be superb, while the weekdays [15th and 16th August are also holidays] will result in a record-shattering first week billing. With no opposition in sight for the next few weeks, KABHI ALVIDA NAA KEHNA will have a dream run at the box-office. Its business in Overseas will also be remarkable. Has the potential to prove the biggest money spinner in this territory.
Is this guy a critic or an astrologist??

I'm surprised he hasn't used "masterpiece" in that crap he calls a review.

Oh man, indigestion. I need to take a dump. Meanwhile for laughs, you guys can read his "review" here.
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« Reply #13 on: August 09, 2006, 05:26:PM »

I don't like Sharukh K's face and voice. Is there any way of blurring it out throughout the flick?
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« Reply #14 on: August 09, 2006, 05:29:PM »

'colossal strides', 'no opposition' and 'gusto' have made my day.

Thanks Shariqq...
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