[WM List Project] Worst Films of 2009

[ozzylogic]

I watched New Moon, it's okay, not as terrible as expected. Chun Li was very very very bad. It deserves a place in the top 10. And 2012 was a far worse movie than Knowing, which I liked.

[ayaa1977]

I have reviewed the films I watched, but I figured I'd write something special for the Worst Off ones.

Knowing:

Well, I’ll tell him. Roger, the film was shit. Not just normal, popcorn fun shit, but actual shit being pushed out of someone’s asshole (director Proyas’ shit) and having Nicholas Cage jump into this big pool of feces and rubbing it against himself, shouting his crappy lines, overacting, all the while himself shitting while being in Proyas shit, all this shit (some of it badly CGI shit) mixed with some more shit from the scriptwriter, overflowing from the screen onto our laps, threatening to engulf us in an ocean of exploding diarrhea right on our collective faces.

That is good Mad, I love the humor. Now tune it down a bit. We want to publish it on the main site, and bodily function metaphors should be confined to the forum in my opinion.

[ayaa1977]

I watched New Moon, it's okay, not as terrible as expected. Chun Li was very very very bad. It deserves a place in the top 10. And 2012 was a far worse movie than Knowing, which I liked.

We had discussions about the films we should include in the list, for instance, Knowing is liked by me, Fizz, you and Sandeep, but Shariq, Mad, and Kaytee are strongly against it, so we put it even though we disagree. So Ozzy, you get to vote one film for the dishonorable list, that is why you syhould use yours wisely. If you want 2012 you can have it but that we'll be it, unless it gets two votes, and in this case it will be position accordingly.  

[ayaa1977]

G I JOE G I JOE G I JOE G I JOE G I JOE

Ok Dude, I'll count this as your vote for the dishonorable mentions, but this way you will lose the three other films you named before, unless you get other members to back you up. Nothing is written in stone, you get a film thre vots it will automatically pump out a film with two votes.

[animatedude]

hey it was nominated in the Razzie awards today...

[madali]

You are the editor, Ayaa. Edit it to meet your expected theme or reject it.

[ozzylogic]

Someone vote for 2012 please. And Chun Li. Chun Li should be banned.

[ayaa1977]

You are the editor, Ayaa. Edit it to meet your expected theme or reject it.

I don't wanna reject it, it is actually pretty funny, but unfortunately it is explicit for a main stream audience. Anyway Mad; you are a highly creative and imaginative dude, figure out another way to deliver the same message.  

[ayaa1977]

Dude and Ozzy quit the whining. You get one entry each and it is too late for lobbying the members. You think I don't have a ton of names to put myself. Chun Lee will be in the Never Seen section, just pretend you didn't see it, just like I did with Pink Panther2.  

[fizz]

Reading all this i can see why ak relinquished command of this thread...

[ayaa1977]

Reading all this i can see why ak relinquished command of this thread...

It would only be a problem if we let it be one. I think that we are almost ready with the list anyway.

[kaytee]

Paul Blart Mall Cop

Have you ever been to a mall? Have you ever seen the security guards there? If yes then watching them do mundane things would probably be more amusing then watching this Kevin James starrer. The movie lacked comedy, story, acting, music, and at every other department I might have missed. It wasnt a surprise that the movie was so dumbed down as it is a Happy Madison production and it is made for the low IQ and quality standards of the American moviegoer. If you want a movie about security guards at mall, watch the underrated black comedy Observe and Report.

[ayaa1977]

Nice work guys. Now I need Shariq to give me something about Wolverine, and Sherlock Holmes, Fizz to give me something about Funny People, Mad to give me something about Underworld3, and AK about The Spirit and Watchmen since he is the one who hated them both.

[X.]

THE SPIRIT
Frank Miller is a legend in the comic book world. THE SPIRIT originated as a graphic novel and was realized for big screen by the same mind. There is a big difference though: Miller cannot direct; he is uttterly incapable of translating his conceptual ideas to the format of narrative cinema. THE SPIRIT is a mishmash of technology and celebrities hungry to immerse themselves into pop culture. The film wants to be cool, oh so very cool, but there is a sad deseperation in wanting to be the next Sin City, which least has the reputation of becoming funny after several rounds of beer. For a film that has the word 'spirit' in its title, this is a devastating irony and failure!

I don't feel like writing about WATCHMEN.

[ozzylogic]

That's very true about The Spirit. It was a very painful experience.