Kaminey (Bhardwaj, 2009)

[kaytee]

Any new movie from Vishal Bhardwaj is keenly awaited and this is no different. When he chose Shahid Kapoor to star in his new movie I wasnt to please coz that guy cant act for shit. But now looking at the trailer I guess Vishal Bhardwaj can make anyone act, he did manage to get a decent performance out of Kareena Kapoor for Omkara.

Love the last line in the trailer...

http://www.bollywoodhungama.com/broadband/video/Movie-Promos/82bzaF8/3/Theatrical-Trailer-Kaminey.html

[shariqq]

Wow! Ftunning!

[sandeep]

very intereFting... UTV is doing lots of cool Ftuff...

[kaytee]

Pretty average pofter...

[sandeep]

Priyanka seems to be in all the 'talked about' movies...

[shariqq]

Title:
My intention was not to create gimmickry with the title. Since everyone's mean in the film, it was apt. Some are lovable Kaminey and some are obnoxious but all are running high on lust and desire. Everybody was against me using this title, but when I bounced it off Gulzar Saab, he loved it!

Genre:

Kaminey is a caper and falls in a genre never been explored before in India
properly. Initially I had thought it would be easy to write and make but it turned out to be tough to write and even tougher to make.

The film has a wide array of characters who all have equal intensity and yet there is no time to establish them. One has to catch them in the flow of the story and yet make them memorable. Exploring such a territory and then topping it up with some bollywood masala and romance has been rigorous and unsympathetic.

Raat din giley
Meri aarzoo kamini
Mere khwab bhi kaminey
dosti dil se thi
Yeh hazoor bhi kaminey

[kaytee]

They say it will be released I'm June 2nd week but with the strike against the multiplexes still on i'm sure this will set delayed. We don't even have the soundtrack yet.

[shariqq]

Very true. I'm hoping it does get delayed though anyway - atleast by two weeks. ICC T20 will be on then, and most of India will be concentrating at the pitch rather than the big screen.

And yes, that soundtrack - when?!!

I like what Vishal has said up there, and quite blatantly accepts about *adding* Bollywood Masala to the movie!

[sandeep]

the strike has hit bollywood big time... vishal is no stranger for putting masala in his movies... Omkara had its own kind of masala, not typical, or predictable, but masala nonetheless...

[sandeep]

The music of this film is a big hit. Everyone is admiring Shahid's energy...

[shariqq]

All your films explore the dark side of the human psyche ...
Yes, I have been doing that right from Makdee, in which I tried to show life from the point of view of a child. As a child, I remember, one of my relatives was supposedly possessed by a ghost and we would take him to a Maulvi to get rid of the ghost. I was only 14 - 15 years of age and I was traumatised. Then as I grew up, I realised that I had to get this out of my system and so I made Makdee. I tried to do the exorcising with Maqbool and Omkara too but I think we can never get rid of our dark side. We get dark images everyday. But Kaminey, I would say, has the lightest side of that darkness presented in a humorous manner with some seriousness.

Where did Kaminey originate? Was it an incident or a film or a book that inspired you?
Four years ago, Mira Nair assembled writers from America, India and Canada to mentor ten students from Asia and Africa. This scriptwriting workshop was held in Kampala, Yuganda. A young writer from Nairobi showed me a script which was a story about twin brothers and what happens in their life in a span of 24 hours. It was like parallel cutting and I really liked that approach. Mira and I spoke about it at length and both of us felt that it was a typical Bollywood masala movie. I was in touch with that writer for the next six months. He also sent me another draft. Then two-three years later I asked him to sell me the idea. He was in need of money so I sent him some 4000 dollars and bought the script to make any time. I picked up that idea and added Bollywood masala and my dark and serious side to it. So now, one brother stammers and the other has a lisp.

I thought that it would be exciting to make. But it wasn't that easy. It was very tough and I had to work really hard. I would never like to make such a film again.

Evidently you took this film to several actors before you signed Shahid. How far is this true?
When I was working with Aamir Khan on Mr Mehta and Mrs Singh and we would sit together for drinks, Aamir would narrate two ideas to me and then I would narrate six to him. He would get excited about them and we would say we would work together. When I narrated this idea to him he expressed his desire to do this double role. It’s the same with Shahid and me. I must have narrated six other ideas to Shahid too but it’s not necessary that I will cast Shahid in each one of them.

If we are to be so guarded when we are working together, it will not be possible to work. When Saif and I were working, I would do the same thing with him too. He too got really excited about this movie. But when I actually decided to make the movie, I genuinely found that Saif was a little over age according to the character and I wanted someone younger. So it was my choice, I never offered it to anyone.

Today I might tell a story to Shahid but I might make the film with Emran Hashmi. That doesn’t mean I had offered it to Shahid. Shahid has offered me umpteen number of things. Kareena had said that she wouldn’t work with anyone apart from me. If we were to go by that she would only have one release every three years and not be able to work in even three films during her career.

There is a huge difference between discussing and narrating and offering someone a film and I would like to clear up the rumour by saying that Kaminey was never offered to anyone else and so no one rejected it. This film wasn’t ever offered to Saif. Saif and Aamir are very fine actors but ultimately it’s about my choice.

Does the title Kaminey reflect young people’s fascination for things negative?
I think today’s youth is more open to face their mean side. There is less hypocrisy and in time, that too will decrease. And something negative always attracts attention. I was at the airport and a couple with their little boy recognised me and started talking to me. The boy asked me “Uncle, what is the name of your movie?” and the father immediately said, “I will tell you later. Not now.” I said, “Why will you tell him later? It’s not a maa-behan ki gaali.” And I told the boy that the name was Kaminey. That kid laughed aloud.

During Omkara, I met an MP, who was upset with me because of the abusive language in the film. I asked him, when there is a clash going on in the streets with a lot of abusive language used by people, do you really go and stop them? So why do you want us to portray what is not true? We are giving you an option to avoid watching the film by giving it an A certificate. I have the right to portray reality. But I feel we become very uncomfortable with our own language. It’s easy for us to say f**k but in our language we can’t say it at all, only because that is our conditioning. We feel really offended in our language. But the youth don’t care.

Your films have been critically acclaimed but have never been a big success. Do you think Kaminey will break that pattern?
I have thought this for all my films till now. I don’t know. This time I have gone a few steps ahead in terms of the kind of audience I want to cater to. Inshallah, it should do that. But, god forbid, it may also not do that well. I only want Ronnie (Screwvala) to make money.

When you get stuck in your writing, who or what inspires you?
When I get stuck, I go to my friends, my co-writers. Most of the time, I get my solution. And it has also happened that I get such solutions that I have to ultimately stop writing. It has happened that we had written 70 percent of a film and suddenly a problem came up. We took it to a friend who told me that I would never be able to overcome this problem. So, it’s better to move on.

What is your stress buster?
Tennis. It’s my best time of the day. I play from 6.30am to 9am and it’s on my return that I compose most of my songs. I composed Naina thag lenge, when returning from tennis.

Does it bother you that your film is so much in news for your actors and their activities and not for the film itself?
I don't think so because ultimately it’s my film. I feel happy that it is promoting my film. (laughs)

Most people consider Maqbool your most perfect film ...
I don't agree or disagree because it is based on one of the best works of Shakespeare. The basic texture and the content of the story are well structured and I also had the best actors of the century: Pankaj Kapoor, Naseeruddin Shah and Om Puri.

Will you ever make a candy floss romance?
I will make such films one day. It’s part of my agenda that I have to go back to the time when I was 17-years-old and had fallen in love for the first time in my small town. I want to capture that. Right now I am too busy dealing with the structural part of the film, how to shock people with the structures, the curves and characters. Slowly, I will move to the texture of the film and when that happens I will be more close to reality in the real sense.

What are you planning to make next?
I had started planning much before Kaminey was released. I want to do one film a year. I am young right now. I have the energy and I want to translate that on screen. Right now I have three four projects on hand, but the Hrithik film is closest to start.

[sandeep]

I like his candid style, really looking forward to the movie now... poor writer who got 4000 USD for his original story!

[shariqq]

Further proof that this movie is a tribute to the whole Tarantino/Robert Rodriguez style of movies.

[ayaa1977]

If it's true and the release date like advertised (weekend of August 13th), then I will be one fucking busy bee that day, which is my departure day. There is Drag Me to Hell, Funny People, and this one. I don't know how am I gonna fit them all. I know that I will have to catch a midnight screening of one. But I will have to watch two films early Thursday, since my flight is a late one.

[kaytee]

Vishal Bhardwaj has pulled it off once again. This movie could have easily been a B movie starring a TV actor with tons of item numbers but Vishal takes the story to path we have seen before but the execution is where he scores points.

2 stories run simultaneously of twin brothers one who has taken the shortcut way to getting rich and the other just stuck in a bad phase of his life.
The director takes his time to build the characters and introduce every pawn and rook of the movie. The main character is the guitar box which everyone in the movie is behind. This leads to a cat and mouse game between every character in the movie. Though every move in the story is expected and is seen coming from a mile away it is the execution of that move that holds the key.

Shahid Kapur has acted his ass off for this role and it clearly shows because at no point you think this is Shahid Kapur but you keep thinking of him as Guddu and Charlie. Priyanka Chopra in a non glamorous role sleep walks through the part coz all she has to do is cry. The stars of the show are the bad guys Bhope and Tashi who even though are not menacing as Mogambo was but can make someone sweat with their voice and eyes. 

A welcome addition to the changing times in Bollywood and nothing less was expected from Vishal Bhardwaj. My only problem with the story was the end of the movie, it again lacked the balls and took the easy way out with a happy ending, don't know if it was a deliberate move or move from the studio. But that is a mere minute flaw in an otherwise gem. A must watch.

4/5