13 Tzameti (Babluani, 2005)IMDB LinkI love it when in movies you have filthy rich people playing an illegal and immoral game. I just find it fun to indulge in their fantasy world of how far people can go, just because money is involved.
Shot in black and white, “13 Tzameti” is about a young, poor man who finds a note of a dead person who he knows was supposed to attend some illegal gathering. He knows there is big money involved so he goes without knowing what exactly happens there. Seems it is an illegal game where bets are huge.
The game is this. Players are in a circle. They all receive a gun. They put one bullet in it. Pistols raised, cylinders rolled. They then aim the gun on the back of the head of the player in front of them. A bulb is switched off, when it switches on, they all press the trigger at the same time. Whoever is left goes on the next stage with one extra bullet in the cylinder.
Hey, I’d play if I had tons of money. I would bet on the player. Or if I didn’t have any money, I’d be the players. Probably piss myself though.
Here are some random games that you can also play if you are rich and don’t care about the law:
1) Ten naked guys trying to hit each other in the balls. Anyone who blocks loses. Second round involves steel-toe boots. Third round, spike-toe boots. Last man standing wins .
2) Babies thrown from the 10th floor. Players standing below and trying to catch as many as they can. For each baby that is caught, the player gets 10,000 dollars. To play the game, you have to either enter your own baby. Audience pays to watch, but can’t play.
3) Rapid dogs VS midgets with swords. Round 2, midgets being chased by rapid dogs with grenades attached to them. Round 3, lions.
4) A soccer game with hedgehogs instead of soccer balls. Also, it is played in a minefield.
That’s it for now, but I think I can go on forever. I just need money and a small African government I can take over to make it Disney World for Adults.
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